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Brad Pitt Gay Scandal: Angelina Jolie Calls Off Wedding As Homosexual Rumors Emerge

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brad pitt gayBrad Pitt being a homosexual is the alleged reason why he still hasn’t married Angelina Jolie, the National Enquirer blares on the cover.

The ridiculous – but hilarious – claim is made in this week’s issue which is so funnily written, there’s not one person who could take this story seriously, but it’s hilarious so it’s gotta be shared, right?

According to the mag, Brad Pitt was secretly having a fling behind Angelina Jolie’s back a few months back. And this was with a man.

She ended up finding out about it and decided to postpone the wedding until she got to the bottom of things — was her man gay or not. 

Wasn’t this the same outlet that recently said Angie moved out of the couple’s home because Brad refuses to take showers and smells horribly?

Oh no, that was STAR magazine.

Sources say that despite the fact that Angie has stuck by her man after the gay scandal came forward, she is in no clear mind to make the decision on whether she still wants to marry Brad or not which is why the wedding that the two supposedly planned for the summer, has now been canceled.

Jolie has been really fragile in the last few months, a source goes on to stress. She hasn’t been eating properly and “has become hooked on foods prepared with ‘ancient grains’ that only a parakeet could love.”

“The fact that Angie’s replacing her meals with what’s effectively bird food is a huge worry for Brad. Her diet might be healthier but Brad’s telling her she needs to put some meat on those bones,” the same outlet who made up Brad’s gay scandal, said back in February.

So if we were to try and take this “newsworthy” article seriously, who are we going to assume Brad was having a secret affair with? Perhaps Michael Fassbender, I totally saw some kind of bromance going on when I saw 12 Years a Slave, didn’t you? Haha.

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  1. GigiOnThat

    April 17, 2014 at 1:08 am

    Oh noooo. Enquirer Magazine

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