The two dated back in the 90s before Gwyneth decided to end their romance in 1997. And now – seventeen years later – she’s reportedly hoping her former lover will all of a sudden jump back into her arms despite being engaged to Angelina Jolie.
Oops! I should’ve mentioned that the story is coming from the National Enquirer. That instantly makes the story go from credible to anything but genuine, right? Well, let’s see what their “sources” had to say about Gwyneth and Brad.
According to insiders, the actress hasn’t stopped gushing about how much she misses Brad after announcing her separation and divorce from husband, Chris Martin, last month.
She’s supposedly realized after seventeen years that no man would ever be able to treat her like Pitt did — everything from their relationship to their sexual chemistry, it was always “perfect,” the source states.
“Newly single Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed she made the biggest mistake of her life when she broke up with… Brad Pitt! Gwyneth never got over Brad.”
“She still talks about that period as the most fun and stimulating of her life. He was the coolest guy she ever met and their sexual chemistry was off the charts,” the source adds.
The magazine then attempts to make the story sound somewhat believable when they go on to add that Brad Pitt would never go back to dating girls he’s either ditched or been dumped by in the past
“Gwyneth would run back to Brad in a heartbeat, but he’s moved on. He’s a big believer that there’s never any point in going back, so even if he and [Angelina Jolie] did split up, he wouldn’t be interested.”
As crazy as Gwyneth Paltrow can be at times, I doubt she’s going through a crisis that’s making her feel some kind of way about her split from Brad Pitt that happened almost two decades ago.
Nice try, National Enquirer. I really needed that laugh. Not as funny as the time you guys reported Gwyneth didn’t use deodorant and smelled horribly in public though.